THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLUE! 

I came up with this sticker after the disappointing 2004 election. I was feeling extra ambitious. This design is one of the most complex I have attempted. I was up half the night working with Photoshop to combine the various visual elements.

The final design features Bush advisor Karl Rove lurking in the background. Rove has been called "Bush's Brain" and has been the subject of a book and a documentary of the same name.  

I had hoped to place Emperor Bush on the USS Abraham Lincoln with the "Mission Accomplished" banner in the background. But good photos of the Lincoln with the banner are hard to come by, no doubt thanks to suppression by the White House. 

One early version of this sticker had Bush standing in front of a crowd and a military band. But that design seemed too cluttered, especially on a bumper sticker. 

I want to thank my father-in-law for allowing me to borrow his shoulders and neck for this image. Ironically, the crown and cross has been borrowed from a photo of a French cathedral. In the original photo, the crown appears to be 20 to 30-feet across, and the cross is maybe 10 to 15-feet tall. The purple velvet was snipped from a cheesy crown advertised on e-bay. 

Dan R. Frazier