About Rumors of a Run on CarryaBigSticker

Recently, it has come to our attention that there are rumors circulating about a possible "run" on CarryaBigSticker. A few customers have even seemed to be hoarding our bumper stickers, T-shirts and buttons, perhaps fearing the imminent collapse of CarryaBigSticker and/or the sudden disappearance of CarryaBigSticker products. 

Rest assured that despite the difficult economy, CarryaBigSticker is as financially solid as it ever was, though this may not be saying much. It is true that CarryaBigSticker remains a company deeply mired in debt. But we also remain convinced of the American truism that debt should be no impediment to a continued striving for economic success.

We may not have much money, but we are rich in excellent liberal products. We also have some great employees. Well, one great employee, and one part-time employee who seems pretty good. 

We remain enthusiastic about our important role in perpetuating the cornerstone of a great democracy - free speech in the form of very short statements printed on bumper stickers, T-shirts, buttons, etc.

We are not about to run out of bumper stickers, or any of our other great products. Our products remain a good investment. People will always need bumper stickers, even if all they have is car that they can't afford to fill up with gas. The value of the dollar may fall, the value gold may fluctuate, but the value of bumper stickers and our other liberal products is sure to rise. 

So invest in some of our products today. The messages you buy today may help bring about a better tomorrow for your grandchildren. And know that CarryaBigSticker will be here for you tomorrow, and maybe even the day after that. 

Dan R. Frazier